Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Children.

Loves of my life, banes of my existence. Have you ever tried to wake 3 tired, whining children at 6:30 in the morning? No? Oh, it's much like prying Lincoln from the memorial or convincing the Pope to play Cards Against Humanity. Like...it COULD happen, but it won't. This is all the whys of coffee. Right. Here.